


Following the morsels of a girl and her Garmin.
Instructions for use are also offered, which essentially advise 20 progressively-deeper passes (roughly 30 seconds) over each healthy muscle group for a warm-up, and 20 additional passes over "trigger points" (i.e. "a bump or tender knot in the muscle). Their website also offers massage techniques for specific muscle groups, like the neck, shoulders, upper back, lower back, arms, and legs. Several techniques are also given in the pamphlet that comes with The Stick.
Essentially, the stick works like a rolling pin on the "dough" of the muscles, allowing you to bake up an epic performance and satisfy your knead for speed.
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Clif Z-Bars Put the "Z" in "CraZy Awesome!"
Ladies and Gentlemen, contrary to the box's advertisement and what Trix would have you believe, this bar is not just for kids. Clif Z-Bars have a wonderfully oaty, dense taste and a perfect proportion of flavors at your tastebuds' disposal. If you have not tried them before, I say get up from your computer NOW, put your keys in the car, and drive to the store to pick up a box! Hurry, time's a tickin', because you should not waste another minute of your life not knowing what you're missing.
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I am a bar fanatic, but I must admit, there are still many flavors I have yet to try. These include Luna's Berry Almond (it's consumption is pending, as there is one calling to me in the pantry), Iced Oatmeal Raisin, Chocolate Raspberry, Dulce de Leche, Chai Tea, Peanut Butter Cookie, Chocolate Pecan Pie, and Toasted Nuts 'n Cranberry. That's 57% of the flavors I cannot account for! In the Clif Z-Bar department, my local grocery store, which is selective in the flavors it carries, has robbed me of the oppurtunity to evaluate the Spooky S'mores, Blueberry, Honey Graham, and Peanut Butter Z-Bars. So my question for you, reader, is: What are your favorite flavors and why?
As you can see with the Luna, Luna Sunrise, and Clif Z-Bars, the pros far outweigh the cons. And remember, Clif Z-Bars can be enjoyed by anyone of any age, just as Luna bars are far from being gender-specific. Luna says their product is the "entirely whole natural nutrition bar for women." Psh. I say real men eat Luna bars!